DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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