so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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