we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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