I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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