Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She even gives head with a lisp.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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