This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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