Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My breasts were aching with rage.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
