Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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