Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
A+ Viking dick
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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