Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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