We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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