I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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