then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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