How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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