I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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