Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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