I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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