hell yes lets make some ravioli
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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