if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You brought string cheese to the strip club
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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