so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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