oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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