So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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