All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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