Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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