: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At least make sure they are 18
Why
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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