Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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