i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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