So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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