i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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