there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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