I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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