better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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