I must be too annoying 4 u.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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