Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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