sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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