It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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