He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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