I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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