stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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