We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
