I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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