There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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