talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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