awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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