in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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