And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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