Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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