I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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