areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
