so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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