that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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