I want to stick my p in your. b.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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