Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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